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SHIELDFORD

to be fair, playing northfields and boston manor should have unlocked the zone 6 gates anyway, but i suppose seeing as dustmask mildly got away with his last note one could argue that the internal velocity of zone 1 was decreasing exponentially until it hit the tangent at 9.5 over sin x, where x is the relevant spin value of the hainault loop.

anyway, GREEN SHIELD to SHIELDFORD... hmmm, i see a blatent petform triangle being knipped up here.

GREENFORD.

The number of adequate players for a Zone 6 inversion is less than or equal to x/4 where x is a positive integer between 3 and 4, and 4 is undefined in the region of Shepherd's Bush to White City, owing to the curvature at Caxton.

Speaking of Caxton, I can confidently play

CAXTON GIBBET

allowing a pre-Christmas run-up to be attempted by those brave enough, and those with enough pewter tokens...

oh yeah? well 4 may be undefined at white city, but just shuffling a little further along and i can catch that hovering gold token without any threat of it being blocked

WESTWARD HO!

TWATT

BELL END (worcs)

.....

don't you mean austria?

due to the fact that adham has shifted the salzburg vicinity across the berlin wall, i am going to play a really original move which i'm actually quite scared about cos no one's ever done it before in this situation. here goes...

COCKFOSTERS

Oh.
I stand corrected if it's Austria.

I've actually thought of a really good one that I should have played in place of my last move. It's a bit of a backward move, but owing to the fact that Shoreditch is closed today and the Brick Lane Massive will back me up on it (be warned), I'm going to go for it anyway.

LAND'S END

LLANDEWI BREFI

LLANDUDNO!

That gives us a triple-similarity, and everybody knows what that means!

All Piccadilly tokens are returned to the centre, a dice is thrown, and whoever it hits must play a double shunt or enter Contempt for the rest of the game!

Sod that, I'm off to:

VLADIVOSTOK.

It's a good job we're not playing the strict Eastbourne rules or I'd be kicking all of your arses at this moment for playing outside the substrate of what is considered otologically correct.

OLD COMPTON STREET

SUGAR LOAF WALK

And a special prize of 5 billion house points for the first person to tell me the well known landmark exactly half way along a straight line between Old Compton Street and Sugar Loaf Walk.

MADDOX STREET