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This was particularly important as T. Ham suffered from renal failure. However hard they'd tried over the years, they couldn't atTRACT A KIDney donor.

hahahahahaha!

No luck on the kidney donor in Azerbaijan, but a dude named SAM from northern CYPRUS suggested a traditional remedy, invented by the SWISS. COTTAGE cheese with a glass of TANGY orange juice. hANDIly, an orange tree was growing right beside them.

• Glad you liked that one...

It was a beautiful orange tree. On the highest sTEM, PLEnty of oranges were available.

Upon this tree stood, to a little to the WEST HAMmy FINCH LEYland. He was a true lover of standing in trees.

His favourite tree was the larch. The joy of standing in a lARCH WAY surpassed the thrill that came from any other piece of vegetation.

Soon a group of people had gathered and a game of Tube Challenger Cluedo commenced. T Ham had the luck of making the first accusation: "Neil BLAKE, HALL, Candlestick" was his guess...

Though the regular stars of Cluedo were annoyed for being ousted by Tube Challengers.

Especially jealous was the Reverend GREEN. PARKing his car outside, he went inside with some lead piping to break up the game...

Colonel Mustard arrived shortly afterwards, and aimed his gun: POP! LARgely wayward with his shooting however, no damage was done, the players breathing a sigh of relief and praying to their guardian ANGEL...

It's a good job they didn't have to see the wrath of Mrs WHITE. CITY life had distracted her from her Cluedo role in recent years.

• Remember this little game from last year? I wonder if we can complete the epic novel. The plot was just beginning to thicken...
  
  (Rules for the game can be found in the first post. I've edited this to allow a consecutive post if no-one else has posted for a week.)

• So let's see if we can get it moving again.

She'd recently moved from sLOUGH TO Norbiton.

But on the day she moved there was a storm and all the clothes she was wearing got soaked in the horriD RAIN, BRA INcluded.

It was her own fault for choosing to take a route through the WOOD. FOR Dripping trees only added to the damp problem.

As she walked amongst the BAYS, WATER fell on her incessantly.

She took shelter under a huge oak tree and was soon joined by a group of boy scouts on a hike. They were very smelly.
Luckily Mrs White had just visited her inventor friend Orville McScrumple-Smythe, and she insisted that THEY DON BO ISolating coats that Orville had invented just the other day and passed onto her for testing. What a stroke of luck.

Unfortunately, they didn't work too well and she still found the BO ROUGH.