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Ordinarily Xeroxing Fresh Oranges Really Doesn't Create Interesting Results - Cue Umpteen Showpieces...

Personally, I can't cook a dinner. I'll lazily let you cook instead. Right - cook up something!

Cook? How About Rhinoceros Intestine? Not Greasy, Calorific, Rich Or Sweet - Splendid!

Ewww, my bowels are not keen. Must eat nice things!

What?! A Travesty! Eating Regularly Limits Outright Obesity

Let's act madly by eating the highest number of raspberry tarts. Healthy!

Eat Lots! Eat Plenty! Healthy And Nutritious Tarts Are Now Delicious! Costing A Small Tariff - Let's Eat!

The end!

Are we going to stop there, or carry on until we've completed the network? So far we've had:

Waterloo and City (introduction)
Hammersmith and City
Northern (Morden-Edgware via Bank)
Jubilee
Metropolitan (Uxbridge-Aldgate)
Victoria
Piccadilly (Cockfosters-Uxbridge)
District (Wimbledon-Edgware Road)
Central (Epping-West Ruislip)
District (Richmond-Upminster)
Bakerloo

That leaves the Northern via Charing Cross up to High Barnet (plus Mill Hill East), the Amersham/Chesham/Watford branches of the Metropolitan, the Heathrow branch of the Piccadilly, Kensington (Olympia), the Hainault loop, West Acton, and Ealing Broadway-Chiswick Park.

Let's do the Met: Amersham - Chalfont - Chesham - Watford via North Curve

Amy Met Ed Raving So He Amazingly Married....

...Carol, his aunt's lodger. Frightened of nobody, the aunt never declined lodgers, although they irritated miserable Ed regularly.

I'm assuming we're doing a tour of the NW corner here...

Carol, However, Easily Sold Him A Machete...

Do I have to do Chalfont & Latimer again now or can I go straight to Chorleywood?

Carol howled out, "Run, lad!"
Ed yelled, "We obviously operate differently."

I'll accept Chorelywood since we appear to be going on an imaginary route anyway...!

Running in Circles, Kalashnikovs, Machetes And Night Sticks Were On Road To Hell

Via the Watford North Curve:

Carol released one xenolith[*], leaving Ed yammering.

[*]Xenolith - a piece of rock within an igneous mass which is not derived from the original magma but has been introduced from elsewhere, especially the surrounding country rock. (Concise Oxford English Dictionary)