Acrostics from the Tube

[GuyBarry]

I think the original plan was to take the other branch...

Not operating round the Heathrow extension? Any line is naturally good.

[A Challenge]

Parade around royal kayaks, really only yachts allow laziness!

[Steeevooo]

Apologies - Latecomer Piloted Erroneous Route Towards Other Names

[GuyBarry]

So ultimate destination becomes Uxbridge, routing you towards our western neighbourhood.

[Steeevooo]

Sunny Uxbridge - Delivering Beautiful Utopian Rurality, Yellow Hills In Luscious Lands.

[GuyBarry]

Skies over Uxbridge thunder heavily. Hurricanes and rain ruin our weather.

[Steeevooo]

Rain Above Yonder Newly Explored Rural Soil? Lord Above, Not 'Ere!

[GuyBarry]

Evidently, a storm's to come over the east.

[Steeevooo]

Rain Unto Indigenous Soiled Land! Indeed, Precipitation Masks A New Order Rising!

[GuyBarry]

Rejoice! Uxbridge is suddenly liberated! It's paradise!

[Steeevooo]

Incredible! Conquered Knights Evicted! New Homelands Appear Majestic!

[Iain]

Unless I've misunderstood, that's missing the "n"

Healthy animals mate majestically, erect rhinos slide manfully into terrified millipedes!

(And unless I've misunderstood, that "m" should be an "h". Hillipedes?)

A certain type of nonsense titillates our whimsical nature.

Oops! "Humpees"!

[GuyBarry]

How is life lived if nobody gains domination over nature?

[Steeevooo]

Uxbridge Xenophobes Banished Rapidly In Droves! Great Ending!

[GuyBarry]

Uxbridge Xenophobes Banished Rapidly In Droves! Great Ending!

I agree! Do you want to start the next one? So far we've had Hammersmith & City, Northern (Morden-Edgware via Bank), Jubilee, Metropolitan (Uxbridge-Aldgate), Victoria, and Piccadilly (Cockfosters-Uxbridge).