Well, it certainly was an interesting challenge with the Bank Branch down!
Stations (Part I):
Oval
Elephant & Castle
Warren Street
Paddington (Bak, Cir, Dis)
Latimer Road
Goldhawk Road
Kilburn Park
Willesden Junction
So, meeting up at
Oval, we opened envelope one and saw
Elephant & Castle straight away. We realised that we needed to change at Waterloo due to the Bank Branch being down for engineering works. Andi overtook us immediately at Waterloo and then proceeded to go towards the northbound (as did Tangy). He got back on the same train (nuts

, could have been one train ahead of Andi there). Elephant & Castle was okay but we changed at Waterloo again for the Northern Line.
By this time, Glen had gone somewhere and Tangy & Peter was nowhere to be seen. Kevin had stayed on the Bakerloo line and so Andi was with our team. At
Warren Street we finally parted ways when we ran for Euston Square and Andi said that he was running for Regent's Park. We made our way west on a Hammersmith & City line train to
Goldhawk Road (knocking out
Latimer Road on the way). A slightly "sexy" Goldhawk Road - only slightly as I did the splits and bent my toe at the bottom of the stairs.
We got back to Paddington (H&C and Cir) and ran through the station to the other
Paddington (Bak, Cir, Dis). We just missed a Queen's Park at Paddington - not helped by my ticket failing (and proceeded to fail at every gate after that). Nevertheless we got a Bakerloo and knocked out
Kilburn Park and we finished part I at
Willesden Junction, where we were greeted with the following:
White City
Victoria
Lambeth North
Bank
Mile End
Finsbury Park
Mornington Crescent
Realising that we had reached Willesden Junction in under 1:30 we made our way to platform 5 for an overground to Shepherd's Bush. It was at this point Myles knocked my water bottle over, and it ended up with what tasted like dog piss and stones in it. Myles also took the 6 minute opportunity to buy a coffee (

). Once on the train, we were greeted with one of Myles' old schoolmates (the one who's a complete turd - come on, every school has one!) which meant that our door position (which needed refinement) was a bit out of touch. They then stalked us when running between the Shepherd's Bush (LORL) and Shepherd's Bush (LUL). We then knocked out
White City (with Myles getting a splinter and a 4 minute wait) and then we ran to Wood Lane. We came down on the H&C to Hammersmith, ran to the other Hammersmith and this is where my alleged genius came in.
We had just missed a District Line (which we needed to get) and therefore I suggested that we get the first train (which was a Piccadilly) to Earl's Court, up THOSE stairs and (hopefully) back on track (no pun intended). It worked (although helped by a chorus of subdued Chelsea fans - better not mention the "F-word" - Fulham) but they all got off either at
Victoria or Embankment (which is where we wanted to be). A very "sexy"
Lambeth North (double back) and a complete cock-up at Waterloo on my part (navigational error) meant that we had to wait 2 minutes for a drain train. At
Bank we got to the Central Line and just missed a Woodford via Hainault. We then got a Newbury Park (nowhere near as annoying) to Stratford (via
Mile End) whereupon our plan was to take an overground to Highbury & Islington, go to
Finsbury Park, come back down to Euston and go up one to
Mornington Crescent. And that's what we did. Except for a nine-minute wait at Stratford (where the athletes in summer will need to be concentrating even harder to find out which gunshot means go), a good Finsbury Park (right up until a Piccadilly Line train failed opposite us, and so the "nice" driver waited for another minute) and just missed a train at Euston.
Final time: 3:55:46.67
Halfway time: About 1:28
And the Myles ran to Subway before the pub, where we came stone dead last.
Final results:
1 P Smyth (greatkingrat)
2 A James (palkanetoijala31)
= G Byrant (The Raven)
= Tangy (Tangy)
5 K Brown (Going Underground)
6 M Swaine-Gray & R Benjamin (MylesHSG & hopeful traveller)
Championship:
1 Andi James 46
2 Peter Symth 39
3 Glen Bryant 36
4 Myles Swaine-Gray 28
5 Kevin Brown 27
6 Tangy 19
7 Matt Nunn 12
= Al Brown 12
9 James Laughlin 12
10 Richie G 6
= Samantha Cawley 6
= Antony Brown 6
13 Rhys Benjamin 5
14 Jay 4